RUN DMC’s unfortunate duet with over-the-hill 70′s sleaze rockers Aerosmith has somehow wormed its way into public consciousness as an important, groundbreaking touchstone in rap history. The repercussions of this well-intentioned but incredibly misplaced commendation are serious, shameful, and in need of immediate reversal. Fear not Dear Reader, TWIRFMR will at this very moment, in one fell swoop, reinstate the tarnished legacy of RUN DMC to reflect their actual worthy contributions to the hip-hop canon. POOF! All done. Pandering “rap/rock” collab aimed at Camero drivin’, Spuds McKenzie lovin’ suburban white teenagers? Never happened. Bad video featuring way too much of Steven Tyler’s scarf adorned mic stand? Permanently erased from your memory banks.
You are now free to appreciate the real RUN DMC:
